Tagged (This is a Great list by MBR) & An Update on Life Today
A. Seven things to do before I die1. )
1. Drive a taxi cab in NYC
2. Conduct a symphony orchestra
3. Visit Israel
4. See grandchildren (God willing)
5. See a cure for cancer and mental illness
6. Swim (maybe nude) inside a grotto in a remote village in Italy
7. Publish my book
B. Seven things I cannot do:
1. Load the diswasher properly
2. Wash floors
3. Post pictures on my blog
4. Fix my car or any machine for that matter
5. Add properly, even using a calculator
6. Endorse the acts, including but not limited to the war, wiretapping, Donald Rumsfeld, response to Katrina, or just about anything done or said by George W. Bush.
7. Draw
C. Seven things that attract me to (...)(the opposite sex, that's easiest)
l. A good mind
2. A kind heart
3. A sense of religion or spirituality
4. Nice eyes
5. Someone who loves to argue politics
6. Musical and/or literary talents
D. Seven things I say most :
1. Off with the penis!
2. No way!
3. Are you kidding?
4. I still cannot believe that Bush is our President
5. Hi Doll (addressing my dog)
6. How does Bush keep getting away with everything?
.E. Seven books I have read or would like to read (number 6 is a would like to read completely)
l. The Trial by Kafka
2. The Magician of Lublin by Isaac Bashavis Singer (or anything by singer)
3. Anything by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
4. Anything about the Holocaust
5. Crime and Punishment
6. The Talmud
7. The Year of Magical Thinking
F. Seven Movies that I would watch over and over
1. The Thorn Birds (this will shock many...I love this movie)
2. The Color Purple
3. The Pianist
4. Midnight Cowboy
5. Strangers on a Train
6. From Here to Eternity
7. Airbud (love golden retriever movies)
The work week was a short one. Today, court stops until January 3, 2006. It was actually good to be back in court. I saw many people whom I had missed. Something my readers here do not know about me, is that I have a very sick sense of humor. There are two men I worked with, one an attorney (he is half black and half Japenese) and could always tell a story that would leave me laughing histerically (and I have the same affect on him) and second, a court clerk, who has the sickest sense of humor. He looks like Mr. Clean (bald head) but used to have me laughing over the most sillest kinds of things. Sadly, I found out he had cancer, and he is making light of that. I told him when I was driving home that I was crying, and he said, you are crying for having to drive in all that traffic, I know you!
I truly missed working with people, and being more hands on in my legal profession. I will look forward to the new year, with new beginnings, and hope that these events are an indication of some good changes to comes. Also, and most importantly, my daughter is improving slowly, and heading in the right direction. It will be glorious to spend these next few days with her.
Thank you for your minds.
1. Drive a taxi cab in NYC
2. Conduct a symphony orchestra
3. Visit Israel
4. See grandchildren (God willing)
5. See a cure for cancer and mental illness
6. Swim (maybe nude) inside a grotto in a remote village in Italy
7. Publish my book
B. Seven things I cannot do:
1. Load the diswasher properly
2. Wash floors
3. Post pictures on my blog
4. Fix my car or any machine for that matter
5. Add properly, even using a calculator
6. Endorse the acts, including but not limited to the war, wiretapping, Donald Rumsfeld, response to Katrina, or just about anything done or said by George W. Bush.
7. Draw
C. Seven things that attract me to (...)(the opposite sex, that's easiest)
l. A good mind
2. A kind heart
3. A sense of religion or spirituality
4. Nice eyes
5. Someone who loves to argue politics
6. Musical and/or literary talents
D. Seven things I say most :
1. Off with the penis!
2. No way!
3. Are you kidding?
4. I still cannot believe that Bush is our President
5. Hi Doll (addressing my dog)
6. How does Bush keep getting away with everything?
.E. Seven books I have read or would like to read (number 6 is a would like to read completely)
l. The Trial by Kafka
2. The Magician of Lublin by Isaac Bashavis Singer (or anything by singer)
3. Anything by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
4. Anything about the Holocaust
5. Crime and Punishment
6. The Talmud
7. The Year of Magical Thinking
F. Seven Movies that I would watch over and over
1. The Thorn Birds (this will shock many...I love this movie)
2. The Color Purple
3. The Pianist
4. Midnight Cowboy
5. Strangers on a Train
6. From Here to Eternity
7. Airbud (love golden retriever movies)
The work week was a short one. Today, court stops until January 3, 2006. It was actually good to be back in court. I saw many people whom I had missed. Something my readers here do not know about me, is that I have a very sick sense of humor. There are two men I worked with, one an attorney (he is half black and half Japenese) and could always tell a story that would leave me laughing histerically (and I have the same affect on him) and second, a court clerk, who has the sickest sense of humor. He looks like Mr. Clean (bald head) but used to have me laughing over the most sillest kinds of things. Sadly, I found out he had cancer, and he is making light of that. I told him when I was driving home that I was crying, and he said, you are crying for having to drive in all that traffic, I know you!
I truly missed working with people, and being more hands on in my legal profession. I will look forward to the new year, with new beginnings, and hope that these events are an indication of some good changes to comes. Also, and most importantly, my daughter is improving slowly, and heading in the right direction. It will be glorious to spend these next few days with her.
Thank you for your minds.
6 Comments:
hi
yes i still read your blog i emailed you too
Hey! I tagged you with this like a month ago! No grief. Pianist, great movie. "Off with the penis" hilarious. You DO have a sick sense of humour! Wow! You've read the whole Talmud. Crime and Punishment, good story. Oh how Raskolnikov suffers! It'd be right up your professional alley. Ditto the Trial. Have you read Clockwork Orange? I'm sorry your coworker is ill, but what an amazing man he sounds like! You never cease to surprise me. I feel like I can see you even though you don't post any pictures. I'm glad you're happy to be back in court, and that your daughter's condition is improving.
sirbarret,
please accept my apologies for not anwering these questions on your blog. It must have been during the difficult days.
No, I have not read the whole Talmud. In fact, I have only read a sliver of it, but am fascinated by all of the codes and laws that this precious document contains.
Yes, I have read Clockwork Orange. When I was about your age, it was quite the rage, and had a cult following.
I am definitely an unsual person, no question about it!
YY, I received your email. Thank you. I want you to answer the question about which would be the better choice that I posed to you. It is not necessarily an anwer for a Rabbi!
Seven things to do before I die.
1. Visit the Winchester in England
2. make a difference
3. actually take a vacation
4. visit china and try their buffets
5. get all my film developed
6. Talk to my buddy Rex again
7. Get my father to admit my worth
Seven things I cannot do:
1. stop antagonizing people
2. stop working
3. stop buying gadgets
4. stop eating chinese food
5. understand why everyone is so stupid
6. change the mind of fools
7. spell thier/their and seperate/separate
Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex
l. nice eyes
2. natural boobs
3. nice smell
4. quiet voice
5. waiting for her 1st reach into my pants
6. the taste of her neck
7. her inner freak
Seven things I say most :
1. Aye, Fuck!
2. Testa de cazzo!
3. When the death blows come they will be quick and painful
4. Listen, douche-nasal...
5. I have arrived
6. I was passing a good time...
7. I'm sorry Shaun...
Seven books I have read or would like to read
l. everything by richard marcinko
2. Dante's Inferno
3. Legion - W P Blatty
4. the bible
5. war and peace (in russian)
6. Donald D. Clayton's Principles of Stellar Evolution and Nucleosynthesis
7. Sun Tzu: the Art of War
F. Seven Movies that I would watch over and over
1. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
2. Shaun of the Dead
3. Armageddon
4. the Breakfast club
5. sixteen candles
6. Christmas Story
7. men in black
"Of with the penis"! :-(
These days I am saying more often than I use to, "OUT with the Penis! I don't know why, but renewing my vows has brought peace of mind and good sex!
Glad your daughter is doing find and happy to see you back in the grove.
I thought I was the only one who said "Off with the Penis",,,, great minds think twistedly alike!!!!
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